New Chinese
by: unknown

I suggest you read this out loud ;) . P.S.: The "ai" parts are pronounced like eye. P.S.S: This isn't real chinese. It's just for fun.

That's not right!---------------Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?--Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP---------------------------Kum Hia
Stupid Man!---------------------------Dum Gai
Small Horse----------------------Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?--------Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped the coffee table------Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift------Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here-------------Wao So Dim
I Thought you were on a diet-Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone-----------No Pah King
Our meeting was rescheduled----Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight--------------Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile---He Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive--Yu Stin Ki pi yu